i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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