Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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