Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
operation have a gay friend backfired
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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