lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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