Where did you get a picture of my penis
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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