i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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