There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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