You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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