Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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