doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
