How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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