you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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