Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
