Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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