There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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