I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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