its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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