Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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