just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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