I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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