hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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