was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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