Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
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