that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
My vagina just recognized that song.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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