My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Can you bring me the toilet please
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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