My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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