Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
bring money and cleavage
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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