okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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