no, he came in my armpit
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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