dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
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