He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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