I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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