He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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