Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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