You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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