Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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