Taylor Swift is so right about you.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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