i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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