no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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