In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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