Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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