The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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