why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
being pregnant is like rehab
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
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