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(817): View more from Texas

I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.

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(239): View more from Florida

He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.

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(916): View more from California

Sadness tears and throw up everywhere

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(619): View more from California

I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"

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(914): View more from New York

Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested

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(818): View more from California

I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees

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