She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
