I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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