Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Randomize
