Kiss
Puke
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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