It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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