I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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