I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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