god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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