Midget sex pt 2 tonight
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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