Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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